
Over the weekend my knowledge base was yet again tested by a friend. The question posed wasn’t really as question as much as a statement: “Tell me what the best hydrogen water bottle is so I can buy one and cut through all the crap.”
This person knows me well, and tried to avoid my long winded, painful dissertation. It didn’t work, I saw through that like a pane of glass.
So I started in, and per usual, after about 20 minutes the other party was looking for an excuse to get off the phone. But I’m pretty crafty there, and use a “highs and lows” style to keep my audience listening for hours.
So what’s the best hydrogen water bottle already?
Its not that simple. Best at what?
Best at actually producing hydrogen in water?
Best at saving you money?
Best as in “most effective?”
Best as in “the company has the best fancy marketing?”
Best at what is a common question I ask to narrow things down a great deal, then we can get to work.
But in this case, I rephrased the question from:
What’s the best hydrogen water bottle?
TO
Is there a best hydrogen water bottle?
That’s a good place to start.
Hydrogen water does have proven benefits, and is a good tool to use. Let’s get to it then. If you know my ways, I like to cut the fluff. Let’s apply my guidelines:
- Big companies with big funding go out the window. Yes, that means every big name you’ve heard of, no matter how good of testimonials you hear.
- Same goes for companies with huge marketing budgets. If you see the ads everywhere, don’t waste your time.
- Any MLM/Network marketing companies will not be considered. Inflated prices to the max.
- Anything on amazon. Now, Amazon IS good for some things and convenience, BUT, unless you REALLY know what you are doing, you will run into a lot of dropshipped products, and might as well be shopping on TEMU. They’re out too, by the way.
- Try to find a small company, with tech that competes with the big boys, at a fair price. Chances are you’ll find someone that’s trying to prove themselves.
So what do I do?
The purpose of a hydrogen water bottle is to reap the benefits of a larger machine without breaking the bank, and also to be able to bring the thing with you. That’s a big one. You’ll have a much higher success rate with a product that you can take anywhere.
In scouring the internet I almost hit a dead end because 99% of the hydrogen water bottles I thought might fit my guidelines, I either found on Amazon or found ties to a larger company.
SAD 😦
BUT….I got a hit. This usually happens a few hours in and by accident.
I was searching for the hydrogen water bottle that has the HIGHEST PPB of hydrogen output. I found one that makes 10,000 PPB. That’s 2,000 PPB higher than anything else I could find.
So I took a look at the company. It’s small and based in the United States. Another win. Searched Amazon, they’re not on there either. No signs of being an MLM, website is pretty straight forward: see it, read about it, buy it.
Interestingly, their hydrogen water bottle is BPA free as well, something that I did not see on several of the large company’s products. You’d think BPA free should be a given nowadays…..
Also, the price is fair. There’s plenty of less powerful devices out there for more $$$.
One thing I do like is this company has a decent range of products and technologies, which makes me think they might actually know something.
I’m going to try one. We might have a winner were. Will let you know how it goes.
-The Old Crank
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