Who Is This Guy?

Hello, I’m the Old Crank. The best synopsis of me comes ala Danny Glover: “I’m too old for this s***.”

You may say…”Are you sure that you know how to use that newfangled keyboard, pops?” Yes, Yes I do. I’m a firm believer that old dogs CAN learn new tricks, and with a little determination (read stubbornness), I can provide some much needed value in the arena.

Moving on. You won’t receive or find any info on me here, and don’t even waste your time because my backstory is boring. Worked at a company for a long time, dabbled in a few mlm’s, lifetime health nut, blah, blah blah. Move on.

WHAT I DO

I want to get the truth out there. The real, unedited, researched and verified truth. Yes, I will inject my opinion, but not at the cost of the truth. In the age of liars, self appointed gurus, and frankly “the age of too many people getting commissions on products they promote and they’re lying their ass off for a sale”, in this GRAND age we need someone uninfluenced enough, and cranky enough, to tell it like it is. Can this technology be effective? I’ll find out. Does this new supplement actually work? We’ll see about that. So buckle up and get ready, just don’t get your hopes up too much.

Here’s my rules:

• The elderly are too often ignored, ignore me at your own discretion.
• Don’t ask me to join your MLM, be an affiliate, or promote for you. You’ll be shot down like Marilyn Monroe did Sinatra.
• Don’t ask for me to analyze a product or company unless you want it exposed for what it is. I give highly critical, REAL AND TRUTHFUL analysis that can be FACT CHECKED.
• I will state the facts first, and offer my grumpy opinion second.
• I will never EVER receive commissions, dividends, or any such malarkey from products, info, or whatever else on this site.

Thank you for tuning in, folks. Stop by anytime.

-The Old Crank